Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

The Systematic Practice of Hating on the Obamas Continues

The “vile” rapper as seen here via The Los Angeles Times The White House is hosting a poetry reading event tonight, and I was not invited. Other non-invitees include some very angry people who have decided to avenge the Obamas … Continue reading

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Levi Johnston Wants His Rightful Piece of the Palin Circus Pie

The author is seen here via OK Magazine Erudite knowledge seeker of the world, also known as former Playgirl model and Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, Levi Johnston is apparently not quite finished exposing his inguinal lymph nodes (how you like … Continue reading

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Bristol Palin Makes How Much?!?

Image via People Spawn of political attention whore also known as Bristol Palin has released her tax records for the year 2009 and it concludes that we all need to get out and get knocked up by a trashy lowlife … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Republicans Just Found Out Sarah Palin is a Beef-Brained Wack Job

Image via poundthebudweiser.blogspot.com Remember that awful dream you had where Sarah Palin’s donkey like voice wouldn’t shut the eff up for 2 1/2 years, and her oppressive face was plastered everywhere from book covers to talk shows to reality television? … Continue reading

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The Devil Wears Faux

Do you mean to tell me those aren’t real Sarah Lou? A new manuscript of a leaked book by Sarah Palin’s former adviser Frank Bailey drops an unfathomable bombshell on the American public. Ready for this? According to a close … Continue reading

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What the What ?!?

Political attention whore spawn Bristol Palin has just announced that she is even more delusional than her whacky mother by disclosing she considers running for political office someday. What the what?!? I’m sorry, did I hear you correctly? Political office? … Continue reading

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