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Government to Turn Into Pumpkin at Midnight

Image via Amazon Man those sneaky GOPers will do anything to get between a man and his dreams for becoming the President of the United States again. As if Obama didn’t receive enough criticism from every person on planet earth, … Continue reading

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Glenny Has Left the Building…Sort Of

Image via Scrape TV Who the hell are we expected to rely on now for our habitual dose of crazy? Glenn Beck has just announced the shocking revelation that he will be leaving his show on Fox News in order … Continue reading

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Bristol Palin Makes How Much?!?

Image via People Spawn of political attention whore also known as Bristol Palin has released her tax records for the year 2009 and it concludes that we all need to get out and get knocked up by a trashy lowlife … Continue reading

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Crack is Wack Especially in the Butt Crack

Meet Mr. Marcel Foster, the world’s most intelligent criminal (Image via The Huffington Post) Thank God for stupid criminals who never fail to provide us bloggers with meaningful material to reflect on, especially on an otherwise uneventful and gloomy Saturday … Continue reading

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Don’t Try This at Home Kids

Tourists visiting the most famous bridge in the world were in for a scary shock yesterday when a student on a field trip jumped off and somehow managed to survive the nearly 245 ft. jump. Despite the fact that the … Continue reading

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