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Glenny Has Left the Building…Sort Of

Image via Scrape TV Who the hell are we expected to rely on now for our habitual dose of crazy? Glenn Beck has just announced the shocking revelation that he will be leaving his show on Fox News in order … Continue reading

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Crack is Wack Especially in the Butt Crack

Meet Mr. Marcel Foster, the world’s most intelligent criminal (Image via The Huffington Post) Thank God for stupid criminals who never fail to provide us bloggers with meaningful material to reflect on, especially on an otherwise uneventful and gloomy Saturday … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Republicans Just Found Out Sarah Palin is a Beef-Brained Wack Job

Image via poundthebudweiser.blogspot.com Remember that awful dream you had where Sarah Palin’s donkey like voice wouldn’t shut the eff up for 2 1/2 years, and her oppressive face was plastered everywhere from book covers to talk shows to reality television? … Continue reading

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3 Year Old Brit World’s Youngest Alcoholic

It seems the Brits just can’t relax unless they’ve outdone everyone at everything. Case in point: A toddler of 3 years old has recently checked into a British hospital as the youngest alcoholic ever. Beat that you sissy Irishmen! In … Continue reading

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Dead Weight

Apparently, Barack Obama is not the homeboy of many old people. In death, many deceased are making sure their voices are heard by those who still exist long after they have entered the afterworld. So evidently, dead men can talk, … Continue reading

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The Devil Wears Faux

Do you mean to tell me those aren’t real Sarah Lou? A new manuscript of a leaked book by Sarah Palin’s former adviser Frank Bailey drops an unfathomable bombshell on the American public. Ready for this? According to a close … Continue reading

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Harry Baals No More

At dinner last night with a couple of friends, I was informed of a very interesting debate recently quelled in the state of Indiana. I have been so preoccupied with New York Fashion Week and Glenn Beck’s numbskullness that I … Continue reading

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