Levi Johnston Wants His Rightful Piece of the Palin Circus Pie

The author is seen here via OK Magazine

Erudite knowledge seeker of the world, also known as former Playgirl model and Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, Levi Johnston is apparently not quite finished exposing his inguinal lymph nodes (how you like me now med school compadres??) along with all other dirty secrets, as word has confirmed he is writing a book. Before you get ahead of yourself over there, please give LJ the benefit of doubt that all humans deserve. Just because one cannot read, does not necessarily mean that that one in question cannot write a book!

Evidently, LJ has stepped his game up since he found out how much scrilladilla his equally eggheaded ex, Bristol Palin made last year by touring the country to warn impressionable teenagers about the dangers of sleeping with Levi Johnston. LJ’s book, poignantly titled Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs will be released this fall, and is expected to capture the behind the scenes turmoil and drama between the Playgirl model and his onetime future in-laws.

Of his upcoming book, LJ expressed, “I want to tell the truth about my close relationship with the Palins, my sense of Sarah and my perplexing fall from grace – how I feel and what I’ve learned.” Wait a minute. Hold the phone!!! Levi Johnston used the word perplexing?!? Well, not quite actually. I did some more research on this matter so you wouldn’t have to, and it turns out LJ’s publisher actually made that statement. But you can imagine my astonishment at hearing about LJ’s self described fall from grace, as I believed he was at the height of his graceful phase and on the tenure track to becoming Chair of the Grace Department. LJ’s publisher then concluded on his behalf with this tear jerker, “I’m doing this for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country.” To this I say, why should the Palins be the only ones making a fortune off of their family circus? LJ is part of the fam too, fo’ life. Rock on LJ, Rock on!

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