Orange County Republican: “Picture Not Racist, Merely Factual”

The infamous “chimp picture” sent by Orange County elected official Marilyn Davenport via email (Image via The Wonkette)

CAUTION: Please spritz on a heavy dose of Sarcasm Cologne before reading this piece.

Often times I wonder how a place like Orange County, California can be so infested with wealth and luxury. Now I know. The people of Orange County are a bunch of geniuses who put Einstein’s puny brain to shame (insert sarcasm here). The above image evidences the real reason why we cannot locate or confirm Obama’s place of birth and natural origin: He is actually a chimp born to a Mama Chimp and Papa Chimp! Why didn’t we think of that?!?

After Republican representative Marilyn Davenport received much backlash when the email she sent went viral via hungry journalists, she delivered a tepid apology of unapologetic proportions then mocked the media for being a bunch of PC sensitive pansies for finding offense in her chaste email. I’ll let her explain it to you herself: “I simply found it amusing regarding the character of Obama and all the questions surrounding his origin of birth,” Davenport declared in an email sent to fellow Orange County, Calif. politicians. “In no way did I even consider the fact he’s half black when I sent out the email.” Obama is half black?!? No freakin’ way!

Although many have protested that Davenport resign following this incident, the Southern California politician is not budging from her post and contends that over Obama’s dead chimpanzee body will she give up her position as tea bagging leader. While this is certainly not the first time a racist rant about President Obama by a Republican leader has been publicized (who could forget the email depicting a watermelon patch on the lawn of the White House after Obama’s inauguration), I have to say, Republicans have become more adroit in their racist efforts.

Maybe next time they could send out a mass email of a King Kong sized Obama looking down on the US of A from inside a tricked out Escalade with 54″ rims, sporting a billion gold chains and gold teeth, holding a couple of AK’s in one hand (I don’t know exactly what those are, but I assume they are weapons of the annihilating kind) and a bottle of Hennessy in the other, right after he’s destroyed the nation. Hey, that’s not racist, it’s exactly what he’s done to this country….metaphorically speaking.

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